singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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