I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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