What a fucking waste of an outfit
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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