Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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