Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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