Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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