with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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