I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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