mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Of course I have a pirate flag
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
