Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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