The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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