sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Do I have a choice?
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I AM VODKA MAN
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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