question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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