he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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