NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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