So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
