Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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