You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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