Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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