Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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