Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
