all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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