Non-Jews are for practice
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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