We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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