Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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