Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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