I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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