Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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