I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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