I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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