susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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