...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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