I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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