I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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