Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We were destined to go to rehab together
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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