But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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