she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm sobbing to NWA
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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