counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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