the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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