she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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