He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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