i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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