its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I need water and some morals
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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