did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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