just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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