From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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