maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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