This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
How external is "for external use only"?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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