how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think people are normalizing furries
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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