Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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