scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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