meet me or not, i'm out of control
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I think my moral compass just broke
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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