Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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