Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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