her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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