We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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