I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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