You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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