I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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