And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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