So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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