Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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