well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
is it fun? or sober?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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